THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
Warren the Wonder Mutt
what's your birthday?
July of 2001.
what's yr sign?
The Dogs must be on leash signs. I crap on them.
your blood type?
squirrel is good.
what type of men/women do you like?
i love all the bitches.
what type don't you like?
Michael Vick comes to mind. I'd like to chew his balls off.
who are your current lovers?
there's a stray that comes around now and then. I give her my red rocket.
what's your favorite food?
table scraps
what food don't you like?
Alpo. it's for seniors on fixed incomes.
what's your favorite fashion?
collarless
what fashion don't you like?
the poodle cut is awful. AWFUL!
what's yr hobby?
walks, swimming, trying to catch fish, frogs, and those damn squirrels. Rolling in poop. humping a leg every so often.
what were you doing last sunday?
licking my butthole.
when did you wake up this morning.
when the woman took me for a walk.
who's your favorite designer?
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
i do chew gum!
foundation/guys: skin care product?
frontline to stay bug free for the ladies.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
ahh, dung.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
black.
are you a good cook?
I prefer hunter.
what food do you cook best?
i can empty a trash can with the best of them.
what do you wear when you sleep?
nothin' but a collar.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
dog food and the stuff the kid spills on the floor.
what's your favorite word?
treat!!
what word don't you like?
heel. stay. sit.
what's your favorite flower?
all of them I pee on
favorite color?
brown.
what's your favorite season?
spring thru autumn... good for swimming
where do you most want to go now?
the cottage. for a walk. anywhere but to the vet
what's your job?
watchdog supreme
do you like your work?
it's ok.
do you like your songs?
songs?
do you like yr voice?
I have a very intimidating bark.
what is your dream of the future?
to meet the pussycat dolls (terrible name) and eat the crotches out of their undies. (I bet they are really stinky!)
what's the happiest thing about your life?
the cottage. treats.
how about the saddest thing?
neutering
what part of yourself do you like best?
all of it. I am a total package.
what part of yourself don't you like?
My empty nutsack. i miss my testicles.
what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm loyal.
what part of your personality don't you like?
I'm perfection, baby
what is your bad habit?
pooping in the basement
when was your first love?
years ago...
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
the bitch across the street... she was a purebred.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
she's in heat.
what do you expect from him or her?
lots of doggystyle.
what did you dream last night?
chasing squirrels.
do you believe in dreams?
sure
do you believe in jinxes?
I believe in biting people if they piss you off.
do you believe in magic?
watch me make a steak disappear!
do you believe in god?
does he believe in me? DO all dogs go to heaven?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Pizzicato Star # 9 is Backing That Ass Up and it's......Tracy!
what's your name?
Tracy
what's your birthday?
September 14
What's yr sign?
Virgo
your blood type?
I'm embarrassed to admit that I don't know.
what type of men do you like?
Witty, intelligent, bold and passionate. Think Peter O'Toole as Henry I in "The Lion in Winter."
what type don't you like?
Hesitant dullards.
who are your current lovers?
I am currently in a sexual holding pattern. Ask again later.
what's your favorite food?
Anything Italian.
what food don't you like?
The slop you find at those all-you-can-eat buffet troughs.
what's your favorite fashion?
Classics, things that never go out of style.
what fashion don't you like?
That extreme couture stuff that no one actually wears in real life.
what's yr hobby?
Reading, photography.
what were you doing last sunday?
Wishing that I was in New York.
when did you wake up this morning.
8:45
who's your favorite designer?
DKNY
favorite lipstick?
I don't wear lipstick.
foundation?
Elizabeth Arden
what's your favorite perfume?
I don't wear perfume either.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
Dark, with a silver streak down one side.
are you a good cook?
Absolutely not.
what food do you cook best?
Nothing. I was serious about not being a good cook.
what do you wear when you sleep?
A pair of boys boxer-shorts and a little white t-shirt.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Special K with strawberries.
what's your favorite word?
Love.
what word don't you like?
Nuclear. George Bush ruined that one for all of us, though, didn't he?
what's your favorite flower?
Peonies.
favorite color?
Purple.
what's your favorite season?
Autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
Saint Petersburg, Russia.
what's your job?
Intergalactic bounty-hunter. No? Oh alright, I'm actually an Australian bush-pilot/tomb-raider.
do you like your work?
Are you kidding?
do you like your songs?
I used to like the Elton John tune called "Your Song" but then he morphed in an über-bitch and tainted the whole EJ experience for me.
do you like yr voice?
Yes.
what is your dream of the future?
To be a globe-hopping photographer.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Loving and being loved.
how about the saddest thing?
Missing a friend who is in Iraq.
what part of yourself do you like best?
My legs.
what part of yourself don't you like?
My nose is slightly crooked.
what part of your personality do you like best?
I am very compassionate.
what part of your personality don't you like?
I am a little argumentative.
what is your bad habit?
I insist that all cans in my cupboard must have their labels facing out. But really, doesn't that just make sense?
when was your first love?
Umm, probably at about the age of thirteen.
what kind of guy was he?
Dark and brainy with a quiet laugh.
what type of guy is yr current lover?
See question #7.
what do you expect from him?
To show up sometime soon.
what did you dream last night?
I don't remember.
do you believe in dreams?
Yes.
do you believe in jinxes?
Yes.
do you believe in magic.
Yes.
do you believe in god?
No. How weird is that? I believe in jinxes but not God. I make myself laugh.
Tracy
what's your birthday?
September 14
What's yr sign?
Virgo
your blood type?
I'm embarrassed to admit that I don't know.
what type of men do you like?
Witty, intelligent, bold and passionate. Think Peter O'Toole as Henry I in "The Lion in Winter."
what type don't you like?
Hesitant dullards.
who are your current lovers?
I am currently in a sexual holding pattern. Ask again later.
what's your favorite food?
Anything Italian.
what food don't you like?
The slop you find at those all-you-can-eat buffet troughs.
what's your favorite fashion?
Classics, things that never go out of style.
what fashion don't you like?
That extreme couture stuff that no one actually wears in real life.
what's yr hobby?
Reading, photography.
what were you doing last sunday?
Wishing that I was in New York.
when did you wake up this morning.
8:45
who's your favorite designer?
DKNY
favorite lipstick?
I don't wear lipstick.
foundation?
Elizabeth Arden
what's your favorite perfume?
I don't wear perfume either.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
Dark, with a silver streak down one side.
are you a good cook?
Absolutely not.
what food do you cook best?
Nothing. I was serious about not being a good cook.
what do you wear when you sleep?
A pair of boys boxer-shorts and a little white t-shirt.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Special K with strawberries.
what's your favorite word?
Love.
what word don't you like?
Nuclear. George Bush ruined that one for all of us, though, didn't he?
what's your favorite flower?
Peonies.
favorite color?
Purple.
what's your favorite season?
Autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
Saint Petersburg, Russia.
what's your job?
Intergalactic bounty-hunter. No? Oh alright, I'm actually an Australian bush-pilot/tomb-raider.
do you like your work?
Are you kidding?
do you like your songs?
I used to like the Elton John tune called "Your Song" but then he morphed in an über-bitch and tainted the whole EJ experience for me.
do you like yr voice?
Yes.
what is your dream of the future?
To be a globe-hopping photographer.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Loving and being loved.
how about the saddest thing?
Missing a friend who is in Iraq.
what part of yourself do you like best?
My legs.
what part of yourself don't you like?
My nose is slightly crooked.
what part of your personality do you like best?
I am very compassionate.
what part of your personality don't you like?
I am a little argumentative.
what is your bad habit?
I insist that all cans in my cupboard must have their labels facing out. But really, doesn't that just make sense?
when was your first love?
Umm, probably at about the age of thirteen.
what kind of guy was he?
Dark and brainy with a quiet laugh.
what type of guy is yr current lover?
See question #7.
what do you expect from him?
To show up sometime soon.
what did you dream last night?
I don't remember.
do you believe in dreams?
Yes.
do you believe in jinxes?
Yes.
do you believe in magic.
Yes.
do you believe in god?
No. How weird is that? I believe in jinxes but not God. I make myself laugh.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
THE PIZZICATO QUESTIONNAIRE WANTS YOU(r answers)!
Take The Pizzicato Five Questionnaire
Meet the Pizzicato Five Questionnaire...
One of the strangely sexiest songs on the Matador cd "Pizzicato Five MADE IN USA" is "This Year's Girl #2," where one of the male members of the band "interviews" the goddess/singer of the band, Maki Nomiya (who can look amazingly tranny in some of her photographs...one wonders...)
I must have played this c.d. 300 times in the past few months...it is too perfect...check out their videos on YouTube...there are some awesome ones...they will always lift yr spirits...
Anyway, here's the questionnaire...feel free to cut and paste & substitute your answers and I will post. If discretion requires that you leave SOME questions blank that's cool. I won't include Maki's answers as you can find them by listening to the song. Oh wait...she answers in Japanese. Oh well, I'm sure it's online somewhere...i'll give you some of her best answers here....
what type of men do you like?
happy japanese or shy foreigner
what type don't you like?
cheap guys
who are your current lovers
I have one
what's your hobby?
barbie dolls
what were you doing last sunday?
i went to meiji shrine
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
oxygen
what's your favorite word?
dating
what did you dream last night?
even though my poster was all over town, no one noticed me. that was the dream.
* * * * * *
So here's the full questionnaire if any of you are in a confessional mood. I felt as though I really knew the people who took this so far and sent me their results. It was rather like getting a little novel of their lives. I think it's much more revealing than the boring Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire.
You will notice I have alternate options for answers based on sex/sexuality differences.
If you choose to take this as ANONYMOUS, that's still cool and I will still post your responses. I think it's still interesting. If you don't want to give your name, I still think it's interesting if you reveal your age and the part of the US or the world where you reside.
Just cut and paste and email your responses to IceStationPoetry@aol.com or cut and paste and leave your answers in the comments section, and I will move your responses to an actual listing afterwards.
Thanks for Pizzicato'ing, pussycat!
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
what's your birthday?
what's yr sign?
your blood type?
what type of men/women do you like?
what type don't you like?
who are your current lovers?
what's your favorite food?
what food don't you like?
what's your favorite fashion?
what fashion don't you like?
what's yr hobby?
what were you doing last sunday?
when did you wake up this morning.
who's your favorite designer?
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
foundation/guys: skin care product?
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
are you a good cook?
what food do you cook best?
what do you wear when you sleep?
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
what's your favorite word?
what word don't you like?
what's your favorite flower?
favorite color?
what's your favorite season?
where do you most want to go now?
what's your job?
do you like your work?
do you like your songs?
do you like yr voice?
what is your dream of the future?
what's the happiest thing about your life?
how about the saddest thing?
what part of yourself do you like best?
what part of yourself don't you like?
what part of your personality do you like best?
what part of your personality don't you like?
what is your bad habit?
when was your first love?
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
what do you expect from him or her?
what did you dream last night?
do you believe in dreams?
do you believe in jinxes?
do you believe in magic.
do you believe in god?
Meet the Pizzicato Five Questionnaire...
One of the strangely sexiest songs on the Matador cd "Pizzicato Five MADE IN USA" is "This Year's Girl #2," where one of the male members of the band "interviews" the goddess/singer of the band, Maki Nomiya (who can look amazingly tranny in some of her photographs...one wonders...)
I must have played this c.d. 300 times in the past few months...it is too perfect...check out their videos on YouTube...there are some awesome ones...they will always lift yr spirits...
Anyway, here's the questionnaire...feel free to cut and paste & substitute your answers and I will post. If discretion requires that you leave SOME questions blank that's cool. I won't include Maki's answers as you can find them by listening to the song. Oh wait...she answers in Japanese. Oh well, I'm sure it's online somewhere...i'll give you some of her best answers here....
what type of men do you like?
happy japanese or shy foreigner
what type don't you like?
cheap guys
who are your current lovers
I have one
what's your hobby?
barbie dolls
what were you doing last sunday?
i went to meiji shrine
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
oxygen
what's your favorite word?
dating
what did you dream last night?
even though my poster was all over town, no one noticed me. that was the dream.
* * * * * *
So here's the full questionnaire if any of you are in a confessional mood. I felt as though I really knew the people who took this so far and sent me their results. It was rather like getting a little novel of their lives. I think it's much more revealing than the boring Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire.
You will notice I have alternate options for answers based on sex/sexuality differences.
If you choose to take this as ANONYMOUS, that's still cool and I will still post your responses. I think it's still interesting. If you don't want to give your name, I still think it's interesting if you reveal your age and the part of the US or the world where you reside.
Just cut and paste and email your responses to IceStationPoetry@aol.com or cut and paste and leave your answers in the comments section, and I will move your responses to an actual listing afterwards.
Thanks for Pizzicato'ing, pussycat!
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
what's your birthday?
what's yr sign?
your blood type?
what type of men/women do you like?
what type don't you like?
who are your current lovers?
what's your favorite food?
what food don't you like?
what's your favorite fashion?
what fashion don't you like?
what's yr hobby?
what were you doing last sunday?
when did you wake up this morning.
who's your favorite designer?
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
foundation/guys: skin care product?
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
are you a good cook?
what food do you cook best?
what do you wear when you sleep?
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
what's your favorite word?
what word don't you like?
what's your favorite flower?
favorite color?
what's your favorite season?
where do you most want to go now?
what's your job?
do you like your work?
do you like your songs?
do you like yr voice?
what is your dream of the future?
what's the happiest thing about your life?
how about the saddest thing?
what part of yourself do you like best?
what part of yourself don't you like?
what part of your personality do you like best?
what part of your personality don't you like?
what is your bad habit?
when was your first love?
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
what do you expect from him or her?
what did you dream last night?
do you believe in dreams?
do you believe in jinxes?
do you believe in magic.
do you believe in god?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Pizzicato Star #8 is....Mystique O'Purr
what's your name?
I am a woman of many aliases, but for purposes of this, I think I’m known as Mystique O’Purr.
what's your birthday?
On the Internet, I lie by a few days and one year, because of identity theft, so I say that it’s 10/31/74, which is pretty close.
what's yr sign?
Scorpio
your blood type?
B+ Like my attitude
what type of men/women do you like?
For love, I like unusual men who enjoy talking and spending time with people. I seem to prefer men with some outward physical difference. In high school, I was madly attracted to a boy with a wild eye. As a young adult, I had a torrid affair with a guy who had a lisp. I’m currently married to a very short guy with HUGE hair and enormous sideburns. Even if he didn’t have the unusual hair, he’d still be very different looking.
For companionship, I prefer warm people with dry, quick-wit, who know when to leave each other alone, and when to come together. I prefer them in small, intimate groups. I like ‘em quirky, artistic, and unique.
what type don't you like?
I can usually find something to like in everyone, but I’m not typically drawn to cookie-cutter people. I have distaste for “Hippos” (these are people who drag everyone down into the mud with them). I also find it hard to be around people who have no real interest in life (or pretend not to).
who are your current lovers?
I only need one at a time, and since I’m married, my sexy, wonderful, fantastic husband is everything I need in this arena. If we want to go outside of the “natural” I also consider God a lover.
what's your favorite food?
Salmon, almonds, and avocados – and not in that order. If you use the salmon and avocados to make sushi, I’m even happier.
what food don't you like?
Peas, watermelon (or any melon), sugar (unless it’s in something creamy), steak fries, and I’m beginning to realize that I’m not really a big fan of chicken. I don’t eat beef. That’s not to say I don’t like it. I just don’t eat it.
what's your favorite fashion?
Haute-quirk and increasingly comfy.
what fashion don't you like?
Anything ridiculous that isn’t wearable. Anything boring (though you have to wear something to the grocery store).
what's yr hobby?
Painting, jewelry-making, pottery, reading, knitting, crocheting, nature-walks, found art, writing, poetry, violin, pi-any, listening to music, learning
what were you doing last sunday?
Painting pottery
when did you wake up this morning.
8:30
who's your favorite designer?
Pffft…I am.
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
For looks, there’s a great L’Oreal kind that stays on all day. For taste, either Philosophy’s Ice Cream Man, or Aveda’s chap stick
foundation/guys: skin care product?
I like Cetaphil, but it’s not a foundation. Sometimes I found…sometimes, I fly free.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Just one? No can do. Grace by Philosophy, Light Blue by Dolce and Gabbana, Relaxing by Shisheido
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
Doesn’t matter.
are you a good cook?
I sure am. It runs in my family.
what food do you cook best?
All of them. My husband loves my chili, but I love my rosemary scallops.
what do you wear when you sleep?
Depends on whether or not I wanna get lucky, or stay warm. Fortunately, Victoria’s Secret makes some pretty stuff successful for achieving both.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Raw oatmeal, flax seeds, soy milk, blueberries.
what's your favorite word?
Cheesecake, Candle, Olly-olly-oxen-free, Franklin, Tiramisu, creamy, dulcet, conundrum, riparian, euphoria, impish
what word don't you like?
MOIST!
what's your favorite flower?
Lilacs
favorite color?
Red, followed closely by cobalt blue
what's your favorite season?
Autumn
where do you most want to go now?
To the bathroom. I love to travel, but I’m always happy where I am.
what's your job?
Who wants to talk about that?
do you like your work?
Hmm…yes, but I’d be happier if my hobbies yielded fantastic amounts of money.
do you like your songs?
Yes.
do you like yr voice?
Yes.
what is your dream of the future?
I would love to turn one of my hobbies into cash. I’d also like to free up time to do some things for others.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
My relationship with God, followed by my marriage.
how about the saddest thing?
My husband doesn’t want me to travel, because I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and I ruptured my aorta in Italy. He’d prefer I remain close. I love to travel, but recovering in an Italian hospital was not pleasant.
what part of yourself do you like best?
I am genuine.
what part of yourself don't you like?
I could be healthier.
what part of your personality do you like best?
I like myself, in general. I have a lust for life.
what part of your personality don't you like?
I have a short fuse and a sharp tongue.
what is your bad habit?
Not sure. Maybe occasional procrastination, but I’m not sure that’s bad.
when was your first love?
Kindergarten.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He was funny, but shy. Only I knew he was funny. It was like our little secret.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Pretty much the same as that guy. Olive-skinned, short, funny (but only for me).
what do you expect from him or her?
Respect and time.
what did you dream last night?
I’ve been having lots of similar dreams lately, where people are helping me out. I think it’s because I’m in charge of Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day at the office, and I have lots of help.
do you believe in dreams?
Do I believe that they come true, or that I have them? :D Mmm, to some degree. I dreamed about Freddie Krueger a couple of years ago, and he never showed up, so I have to say some don’t come true, but if you want to do a deep-dive and say that it was a manifestation of my anxieties…well…I suppose it’s possible.
do you believe in jinxes?
Nope.
do you believe in magic.
Yes, but I believe it has a source. Therefore, I don’t know that “magic” is the right word.
do you believe in God?
Yes, and the feeling is mutual.
I am a woman of many aliases, but for purposes of this, I think I’m known as Mystique O’Purr.
what's your birthday?
On the Internet, I lie by a few days and one year, because of identity theft, so I say that it’s 10/31/74, which is pretty close.
what's yr sign?
Scorpio
your blood type?
B+ Like my attitude
what type of men/women do you like?
For love, I like unusual men who enjoy talking and spending time with people. I seem to prefer men with some outward physical difference. In high school, I was madly attracted to a boy with a wild eye. As a young adult, I had a torrid affair with a guy who had a lisp. I’m currently married to a very short guy with HUGE hair and enormous sideburns. Even if he didn’t have the unusual hair, he’d still be very different looking.
For companionship, I prefer warm people with dry, quick-wit, who know when to leave each other alone, and when to come together. I prefer them in small, intimate groups. I like ‘em quirky, artistic, and unique.
what type don't you like?
I can usually find something to like in everyone, but I’m not typically drawn to cookie-cutter people. I have distaste for “Hippos” (these are people who drag everyone down into the mud with them). I also find it hard to be around people who have no real interest in life (or pretend not to).
who are your current lovers?
I only need one at a time, and since I’m married, my sexy, wonderful, fantastic husband is everything I need in this arena. If we want to go outside of the “natural” I also consider God a lover.
what's your favorite food?
Salmon, almonds, and avocados – and not in that order. If you use the salmon and avocados to make sushi, I’m even happier.
what food don't you like?
Peas, watermelon (or any melon), sugar (unless it’s in something creamy), steak fries, and I’m beginning to realize that I’m not really a big fan of chicken. I don’t eat beef. That’s not to say I don’t like it. I just don’t eat it.
what's your favorite fashion?
Haute-quirk and increasingly comfy.
what fashion don't you like?
Anything ridiculous that isn’t wearable. Anything boring (though you have to wear something to the grocery store).
what's yr hobby?
Painting, jewelry-making, pottery, reading, knitting, crocheting, nature-walks, found art, writing, poetry, violin, pi-any, listening to music, learning
what were you doing last sunday?
Painting pottery
when did you wake up this morning.
8:30
who's your favorite designer?
Pffft…I am.
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
For looks, there’s a great L’Oreal kind that stays on all day. For taste, either Philosophy’s Ice Cream Man, or Aveda’s chap stick
foundation/guys: skin care product?
I like Cetaphil, but it’s not a foundation. Sometimes I found…sometimes, I fly free.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Just one? No can do. Grace by Philosophy, Light Blue by Dolce and Gabbana, Relaxing by Shisheido
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
Doesn’t matter.
are you a good cook?
I sure am. It runs in my family.
what food do you cook best?
All of them. My husband loves my chili, but I love my rosemary scallops.
what do you wear when you sleep?
Depends on whether or not I wanna get lucky, or stay warm. Fortunately, Victoria’s Secret makes some pretty stuff successful for achieving both.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Raw oatmeal, flax seeds, soy milk, blueberries.
what's your favorite word?
Cheesecake, Candle, Olly-olly-oxen-free, Franklin, Tiramisu, creamy, dulcet, conundrum, riparian, euphoria, impish
what word don't you like?
MOIST!
what's your favorite flower?
Lilacs
favorite color?
Red, followed closely by cobalt blue
what's your favorite season?
Autumn
where do you most want to go now?
To the bathroom. I love to travel, but I’m always happy where I am.
what's your job?
Who wants to talk about that?
do you like your work?
Hmm…yes, but I’d be happier if my hobbies yielded fantastic amounts of money.
do you like your songs?
Yes.
do you like yr voice?
Yes.
what is your dream of the future?
I would love to turn one of my hobbies into cash. I’d also like to free up time to do some things for others.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
My relationship with God, followed by my marriage.
how about the saddest thing?
My husband doesn’t want me to travel, because I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and I ruptured my aorta in Italy. He’d prefer I remain close. I love to travel, but recovering in an Italian hospital was not pleasant.
what part of yourself do you like best?
I am genuine.
what part of yourself don't you like?
I could be healthier.
what part of your personality do you like best?
I like myself, in general. I have a lust for life.
what part of your personality don't you like?
I have a short fuse and a sharp tongue.
what is your bad habit?
Not sure. Maybe occasional procrastination, but I’m not sure that’s bad.
when was your first love?
Kindergarten.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He was funny, but shy. Only I knew he was funny. It was like our little secret.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Pretty much the same as that guy. Olive-skinned, short, funny (but only for me).
what do you expect from him or her?
Respect and time.
what did you dream last night?
I’ve been having lots of similar dreams lately, where people are helping me out. I think it’s because I’m in charge of Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day at the office, and I have lots of help.
do you believe in dreams?
Do I believe that they come true, or that I have them? :D Mmm, to some degree. I dreamed about Freddie Krueger a couple of years ago, and he never showed up, so I have to say some don’t come true, but if you want to do a deep-dive and say that it was a manifestation of my anxieties…well…I suppose it’s possible.
do you believe in jinxes?
Nope.
do you believe in magic.
Yes, but I believe it has a source. Therefore, I don’t know that “magic” is the right word.
do you believe in God?
Yes, and the feeling is mutual.
Pizzicato Star #7 is......Poet Shad Marsh!
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
Shad
what's your birthday?
7/29/74
what's yr sign?
leo
your blood type?
red
what type of men/women do you like?
the human kind
what type don't you like?
assholes
who are your current lovers?
my wife
what's your favorite food?
cheese
what food don't you like?
fungus
what's your favorite fashion?
jeans and comfortable shoes
what fashion don't you like?
synthetic materials
what's yr hobby?
brewing of beer
what were you doing last sunday?
cleaning house, staring out window at giant inflatable penis in neighbors yard
when did you wake up this morning.
9ish
who's your favorite designer?
Philip E. Johnson
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
butterscotch candies
foundation/guys: skin care product?
soap
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
don't wear it
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
argyle
are you a good cook?
yes
what food do you cook best?
I bake the best. I used to be a baker, so bread.
what do you wear when you sleep?
holocaust cloak
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
coffee/banana
what's your favorite word?
prestidigitation
what word don't you like?
fart
what's your favorite flower?
tulip
favorite color?
brown
what's your favorite season?
fall
where do you most want to go now?
the bathroom
what's your job?
library guy
do you like your work?
sure
do you like your songs?
I think so
do you like yr voice?
not really
what is your dream of the future?
flying cars
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my son
how about the saddest thing?
lack of marketable talent
what part of yourself do you like best?
my commitment to the proletariat
what part of yourself don't you like?
my love for the bourgeois
what part of your personality do you like best?
my quietude
what part of your personality don't you like?
nervousness
what is your bad habit?
smoking
when was your first love?
15
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
catholic
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Unitarian
what do you expect from him or her?
a good BJ now and then
what did you dream last night?
I have already lost it
do you believe in dreams?
only ones that involve world domination
do you believe in jinxes?
maybe
do you believe in magic.
nah
do you believe in god?
nah
what's your name?
Shad
what's your birthday?
7/29/74
what's yr sign?
leo
your blood type?
red
what type of men/women do you like?
the human kind
what type don't you like?
assholes
who are your current lovers?
my wife
what's your favorite food?
cheese
what food don't you like?
fungus
what's your favorite fashion?
jeans and comfortable shoes
what fashion don't you like?
synthetic materials
what's yr hobby?
brewing of beer
what were you doing last sunday?
cleaning house, staring out window at giant inflatable penis in neighbors yard
when did you wake up this morning.
9ish
who's your favorite designer?
Philip E. Johnson
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
butterscotch candies
foundation/guys: skin care product?
soap
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
don't wear it
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
argyle
are you a good cook?
yes
what food do you cook best?
I bake the best. I used to be a baker, so bread.
what do you wear when you sleep?
holocaust cloak
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
coffee/banana
what's your favorite word?
prestidigitation
what word don't you like?
fart
what's your favorite flower?
tulip
favorite color?
brown
what's your favorite season?
fall
where do you most want to go now?
the bathroom
what's your job?
library guy
do you like your work?
sure
do you like your songs?
I think so
do you like yr voice?
not really
what is your dream of the future?
flying cars
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my son
how about the saddest thing?
lack of marketable talent
what part of yourself do you like best?
my commitment to the proletariat
what part of yourself don't you like?
my love for the bourgeois
what part of your personality do you like best?
my quietude
what part of your personality don't you like?
nervousness
what is your bad habit?
smoking
when was your first love?
15
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
catholic
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Unitarian
what do you expect from him or her?
a good BJ now and then
what did you dream last night?
I have already lost it
do you believe in dreams?
only ones that involve world domination
do you believe in jinxes?
maybe
do you believe in magic.
nah
do you believe in god?
nah
Pizzicato Star #6 is....the Most Fabulous Not-Gay Man I Know...(Vince McMann voice here please) the Coruscating Indianan of Abandon....David K!
what's your name?
david. kowalski, that is. as in stanley.
what's your birthday?
the feast of all saints
what's yr sign?
no parking. any time. violators will be towed.
your blood type?
strawberry crème.
what type of men/women do you like?
anna karina (1965). & others.
what type don't you like?
non-likers of my type. & others.
who are your current lovers?
imagination. left hand. memory.
what's your favorite food?
sweet taco bread w/potato mortar.
what food don't you like?
mayo. mushrooms. marbles.
what's your favorite fashion?
wool. v-neck. gray. necktie.
what fashion don't you like?
linen. cargo. yellow. shorts.
what's yr hobby?
writing. panic. collage.
what were you doing last sunday?
shelving books. eating an onion.
when did you wake up this morning.
five-thirty. but only halfway.
who's your favorite designer?
anyone but ralph. yes that ralph. the denim jewish edwardian cowboy.
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
ice, shaved or small cubed.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
water, hot.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
gucci rush. gaultier le male. kowalski le funk.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
< b > noir, bien sur.
are you a good cook?
define good. define cook. define are.
what food do you cook best?
water. cheese slices. my own goose.
what do you wear when you sleep?
my worries, like a burlap shift. dry clean only.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
donut. yum but…
what's your favorite word?
macabre.
what word don't you like?
utilize.
what's your favorite flower?
the neighbor’s.
favorite color?
blue, midnight.
what's your favorite season?
autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
to walk far away without saying goodbye and to never come back.
what's your job?
paying someone else’s bills. drone. cog in the machinery. dupe.
do you like your work?
does my work like me?
do you like your songs?
in moderation.
do you like yr voice?
not out loud. but on the inside, yes.
what is your dream of the future?
people riding & living in pure-white pods exlaiming: wheeee!
what's the happiest thing about your life?
escaping it.
how about the saddest thing?
the need for escaping it.
what part of yourself do you like best?
my scrotum. my brain. or both.
what part of yourself don't you like?
the shape & style of my body.
what part of your personality do you like best?
stupid-fun.
what part of your personality don't you like?
angry-heart.
what is your bad habit?
aging.
when was your first love?
still waiting, in a way.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
the female me but less evil. poor taste in men.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
invisible. imaginary. noncombative. reticent.
what do you expect from him or her?
passing the ketchup. birthday gift. pure unending joy.
what did you dream last night?
something from louis-ferdinand celine. paris slums.
do you believe in dreams?
yes. but not in beliefs.
do you believe in jinxes?
even just asking is a jinx.
do you believe in magic.
if by magic you mean science.
do you believe in god?
if by god you mean oprah
david. kowalski, that is. as in stanley.
what's your birthday?
the feast of all saints
what's yr sign?
no parking. any time. violators will be towed.
your blood type?
strawberry crème.
what type of men/women do you like?
anna karina (1965). & others.
what type don't you like?
non-likers of my type. & others.
who are your current lovers?
imagination. left hand. memory.
what's your favorite food?
sweet taco bread w/potato mortar.
what food don't you like?
mayo. mushrooms. marbles.
what's your favorite fashion?
wool. v-neck. gray. necktie.
what fashion don't you like?
linen. cargo. yellow. shorts.
what's yr hobby?
writing. panic. collage.
what were you doing last sunday?
shelving books. eating an onion.
when did you wake up this morning.
five-thirty. but only halfway.
who's your favorite designer?
anyone but ralph. yes that ralph. the denim jewish edwardian cowboy.
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
ice, shaved or small cubed.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
water, hot.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
gucci rush. gaultier le male. kowalski le funk.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
< b > noir, bien sur.
are you a good cook?
define good. define cook. define are.
what food do you cook best?
water. cheese slices. my own goose.
what do you wear when you sleep?
my worries, like a burlap shift. dry clean only.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
donut. yum but…
what's your favorite word?
macabre.
what word don't you like?
utilize.
what's your favorite flower?
the neighbor’s.
favorite color?
blue, midnight.
what's your favorite season?
autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
to walk far away without saying goodbye and to never come back.
what's your job?
paying someone else’s bills. drone. cog in the machinery. dupe.
do you like your work?
does my work like me?
do you like your songs?
in moderation.
do you like yr voice?
not out loud. but on the inside, yes.
what is your dream of the future?
people riding & living in pure-white pods exlaiming: wheeee!
what's the happiest thing about your life?
escaping it.
how about the saddest thing?
the need for escaping it.
what part of yourself do you like best?
my scrotum. my brain. or both.
what part of yourself don't you like?
the shape & style of my body.
what part of your personality do you like best?
stupid-fun.
what part of your personality don't you like?
angry-heart.
what is your bad habit?
aging.
when was your first love?
still waiting, in a way.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
the female me but less evil. poor taste in men.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
invisible. imaginary. noncombative. reticent.
what do you expect from him or her?
passing the ketchup. birthday gift. pure unending joy.
what did you dream last night?
something from louis-ferdinand celine. paris slums.
do you believe in dreams?
yes. but not in beliefs.
do you believe in jinxes?
even just asking is a jinx.
do you believe in magic.
if by magic you mean science.
do you believe in god?
if by god you mean oprah
Pizzicato Star #5 is........Tina!
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
Tina
what's your birthday?
9/5/79
what's yr sign?
Virgo
your blood type?
I think A.. That's probably something I should know, huh? lol
what type of men/women do you like?
Some one who is funny, but knows when its time to be serious. A bad
boy outside, but soft and cuddly on the inside. Someone who has pride
in themselves and respect for others. Some one who knows how to handle
their business and can take care of themselves, but wants to include me.
Someone who will love my baby like his own and not push her to the side
just because she isn't
what type don't you like?
liars, cheaters, dishonest, users
who are your current lovers?
none at the moment
what's your favorite food?
pasta
what food don't you like?
anything that feels funny in my mouth. I like the taste of mushrooms,
but I don't like to eat them. I like okra,but I don't like eating them
either. Its a texture thing that I can't get over for some reason.
what's your favorite fashion?
anything comfortable
what fashion don't you like?
short skirts with ugly boots
what's yr hobby?
reading, myspace, and hopefully paintball.(I just started playing
that)
what were you doing last sunday?
reading
when did you wake up this morning.
groan, then rolled back over
who's your favorite designer?
don't really have one
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
I went to a fun party and this lady was selling something she called
nipple nibblers. She said you could use it like chapstick. I bought
some watermelon and strawberry. By far my favorite thing to put on my
lips is the watermelon nipple nibblers. They only difference in that
and chapstick is that it makes your lips tingle for a minute.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
I don't really wear much make-up, but I think I have almay
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
full metal jacket
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
auburn/red
are you a good cook?
depends on my mood and what i am cooking
what food do you cook best?
I do a pretty good chicken fettuccini
what do you wear when you sleep?
depends on my mood or who I am with. I could go t-shirt and panties,
to flannel pants and a t-shirt. If I'm in the right mood I'll go to bed
in my birthday suit
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
rice krispies
what's your favorite word?
zwölf
what word don't you like?
there are tons of words I don't like,,
what's your favorite flower?
gerber daisy
favorite color?
black, purple
what's your favorite season?
spring and fall
where do you most want to go now?
home would be a good start. :)
what's your job?
deciding if a customer's deduction is valid or not
do you like your work?
its ok, i guess
do you like your songs?
lol.. i don't think this one pertains to me.
do you like yr voice?
nope, but i'll sing karaoke and subject you all to it anyway
what is your dream of the future?
to become a mega billionaire and rule the world.. actually I would
settle for buying my own place to dominate right now
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my daughter
how about the saddest thing?
my financial situation
what part of yourself do you like best?
my eyes
what part of yourself don't you like?
my chunk
what part of your personality do you like best?
my loyalty
what part of your personality don't you like?
i trust waaaaaay to easily and I want to believe the best all the
time.
what is your bad habit?
I smoke (now just socially thank goodness, but its still a bad habit)
when was your first love?
I was 16 I think.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He was sweet, a good guy I thought.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
don't have one
what do you expect from him or her?
I would expect trust and faithfulness, at lea
st in "that" department.
I don't want other people's germs.
what did you dream last night?
no idea
do you believe in dreams?
some
do you believe in jinxes?
maybe
do you believe in magic.
yes
do you believe in god?
yes
what's your name?
Tina
what's your birthday?
9/5/79
what's yr sign?
Virgo
your blood type?
I think A.. That's probably something I should know, huh? lol
what type of men/women do you like?
Some one who is funny, but knows when its time to be serious. A bad
boy outside, but soft and cuddly on the inside. Someone who has pride
in themselves and respect for others. Some one who knows how to handle
their business and can take care of themselves, but wants to include me.
Someone who will love my baby like his own and not push her to the side
just because she isn't
what type don't you like?
liars, cheaters, dishonest, users
who are your current lovers?
none at the moment
what's your favorite food?
pasta
what food don't you like?
anything that feels funny in my mouth. I like the taste of mushrooms,
but I don't like to eat them. I like okra,but I don't like eating them
either. Its a texture thing that I can't get over for some reason.
what's your favorite fashion?
anything comfortable
what fashion don't you like?
short skirts with ugly boots
what's yr hobby?
reading, myspace, and hopefully paintball.(I just started playing
that)
what were you doing last sunday?
reading
when did you wake up this morning.
groan, then rolled back over
who's your favorite designer?
don't really have one
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
I went to a fun party and this lady was selling something she called
nipple nibblers. She said you could use it like chapstick. I bought
some watermelon and strawberry. By far my favorite thing to put on my
lips is the watermelon nipple nibblers. They only difference in that
and chapstick is that it makes your lips tingle for a minute.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
I don't really wear much make-up, but I think I have almay
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
full metal jacket
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
auburn/red
are you a good cook?
depends on my mood and what i am cooking
what food do you cook best?
I do a pretty good chicken fettuccini
what do you wear when you sleep?
depends on my mood or who I am with. I could go t-shirt and panties,
to flannel pants and a t-shirt. If I'm in the right mood I'll go to bed
in my birthday suit
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
rice krispies
what's your favorite word?
zwölf
what word don't you like?
there are tons of words I don't like,,
what's your favorite flower?
gerber daisy
favorite color?
black, purple
what's your favorite season?
spring and fall
where do you most want to go now?
home would be a good start. :)
what's your job?
deciding if a customer's deduction is valid or not
do you like your work?
its ok, i guess
do you like your songs?
lol.. i don't think this one pertains to me.
do you like yr voice?
nope, but i'll sing karaoke and subject you all to it anyway
what is your dream of the future?
to become a mega billionaire and rule the world.. actually I would
settle for buying my own place to dominate right now
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my daughter
how about the saddest thing?
my financial situation
what part of yourself do you like best?
my eyes
what part of yourself don't you like?
my chunk
what part of your personality do you like best?
my loyalty
what part of your personality don't you like?
i trust waaaaaay to easily and I want to believe the best all the
time.
what is your bad habit?
I smoke (now just socially thank goodness, but its still a bad habit)
when was your first love?
I was 16 I think.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He was sweet, a good guy I thought.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
don't have one
what do you expect from him or her?
I would expect trust and faithfulness, at lea
st in "that" department.
I don't want other people's germs.
what did you dream last night?
no idea
do you believe in dreams?
some
do you believe in jinxes?
maybe
do you believe in magic.
yes
do you believe in god?
yes
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