what's your name?
Penny
what's your birthday?
September 16, 1984
what's yr sign?
Virgo
your blood type?
O positive
what type of men do you like?
Unassuming
what type don't you like?
Burly
who are your current lovers?
A masseuse, a student/actress, and a journalist/freelance writer
what's your favorite food?
Ice cream or high-quality chocolate
what food don't you like?
Spaghetti
what's your favorite fashion?
Punk
what fashion don't you like?
Corporate, preppy
what's yr hobby?
Photography
what were you doing last sunday?
made love, wrote a poem, took pictures, read Rachel Blau DuPlesis
when did you wake up this morning?
did I?
who's your favorite designer?
Vivienne Westwood
favorite lipstick?
MAC So Scarlet (Amplified Creme)
foundation?
Mally Beauty Ultimate Performance Professional Foundation (Fair)
what's your favorite perfume?
Opium
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
Blue
are you a good cook?
No
what food do you cook best?
Corn
what do you wear when you sleep?
Panties and a T shirt
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Toast
what's your favorite word?
Atomic
what word don't you like?
Tutorial
what's your favorite flower?
Iris
favorite color?
Rainbow
what's your favorite season?
Summer
where do you most want to go now?
Bali
what's your job?
Dancer
do you like your work?
Sometimes
do you like your songs?
I hope so
do you like yr voice?
Sure
what is your dream of the future?
A white woman on a white bed partially wrapped in a white sheet
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Bubble baths
how about the saddest thing?
The past
what part of yourself do you like best?
My long ass legs
what part of yourself don't you like?
My freckles
what part of your personality do you like best?
Sense of irony
what part of your personality don't you like?
Overly sarcastic
what is your bad habit?
Procrastination
when was your first love?
A long time ago
what kind of guy was he?
Criminal
what type of guy/gal are yr current lovers?
Sensuous, sensual, and sensible, respectively
what do you expect from them?
Tenderness and orgasms
what did you dream last night?
Nothing last night
do you believe in dreams?
No
do you believe in jinxes?
No
do you believe in magic?
No
do you believe in god?
No
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Pizzicato Star #21 Is....Lisa, the Person Who Was Doing Rachel Andrews' Hair as She Answered These Questions
Sorry, can't get more specific than that!
Rachel Andrews wrote in an email...
"While my friend Lisa is dying my hair I am asking her the questions to your Pizzacato Five questionnaire. Here are her answers:"
what's your name?
Lisa
what's your birthday?
July 2, 1965
what's yr sign?
Cancer
your blood type?
IDK
what type of men/women do you like?
funny, sincere, hoah baby, ya know, the kind that are ya know
what type don't you like?
dishonest, full of themselves, rude, mean, etc.
who are your current lovers?
me
what's your favorite food?
italian, breakfast, homefries, potatoes, vegetables
what food don't you like?
sausage, seafood
what's your favorite fashion?
pajamas
what fashion don't you like?
bras should be outlawed and banned
what's yr hobby?
ummm, my hobby, I don't know that I have a hobby, do I have a hobby?
what were you doing last sunday?
G'pa's Birthday, the beach with the coolest, red moon
when did you wake up this morning.
9:30am
who's your favorite designer?
I don't know any designers
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Carmex
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Palmers
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Sunflowers
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I like my hair
are you a good cook?
Oh yeah, baby
what food do you cook best?
Meatballs, homefries- it's a tie
what do you wear when you sleep?
sweats and a tee shirt
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
home-made bread with a little peanut butter, pasta with spinach...mmm..yummy
what's your favorite word?
i don't know? who has a favorite word?
what word don't you like?
dang
what's your favorite flower?
daisies but I like them all
favorite color?
yellow....."they call me mellow, yellow, ahh"
what's your favorite season?
Spring!
where do you most want to go now?
I want to go to an island, a tropical island
what's your job?
landscape designer, candle consultant, director of sales for Sephyrus Candles
do you like your work?
love it!
do you like your songs?
my songs? what songs? I love songs, I love music, I love to sing..lalalala!
do you like yr voice?
yes, mostly
what is your dream of the future?
a peaceful world
what's the happiest thing about your life?
being happy
how about the saddest thing?
-
what part of yourself do you like best?
my truest self
what part of yourself don't you like?
the demons
what part of your personality do you like best?
my silliness
what part of your personality don't you like?
the controlling part
what is your bad habit?
smoking
when was your first love?
16
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
older
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
oh, perfect cause it's me
what do you expect from him or her?
only great things
what did you dream last night?
i don't remember dreams last night, I called in my polar bear
do you believe in dreams?
Absolutely
do you believe in jinxes?
no
do you believe in magic?
Yes.
do you believe in god?
i believe in something
Rachel Andrews wrote in an email...
"While my friend Lisa is dying my hair I am asking her the questions to your Pizzacato Five questionnaire. Here are her answers:"
what's your name?
Lisa
what's your birthday?
July 2, 1965
what's yr sign?
Cancer
your blood type?
IDK
what type of men/women do you like?
funny, sincere, hoah baby, ya know, the kind that are ya know
what type don't you like?
dishonest, full of themselves, rude, mean, etc.
who are your current lovers?
me
what's your favorite food?
italian, breakfast, homefries, potatoes, vegetables
what food don't you like?
sausage, seafood
what's your favorite fashion?
pajamas
what fashion don't you like?
bras should be outlawed and banned
what's yr hobby?
ummm, my hobby, I don't know that I have a hobby, do I have a hobby?
what were you doing last sunday?
G'pa's Birthday, the beach with the coolest, red moon
when did you wake up this morning.
9:30am
who's your favorite designer?
I don't know any designers
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Carmex
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Palmers
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Sunflowers
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I like my hair
are you a good cook?
Oh yeah, baby
what food do you cook best?
Meatballs, homefries- it's a tie
what do you wear when you sleep?
sweats and a tee shirt
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
home-made bread with a little peanut butter, pasta with spinach...mmm..yummy
what's your favorite word?
i don't know? who has a favorite word?
what word don't you like?
dang
what's your favorite flower?
daisies but I like them all
favorite color?
yellow....."they call me mellow, yellow, ahh"
what's your favorite season?
Spring!
where do you most want to go now?
I want to go to an island, a tropical island
what's your job?
landscape designer, candle consultant, director of sales for Sephyrus Candles
do you like your work?
love it!
do you like your songs?
my songs? what songs? I love songs, I love music, I love to sing..lalalala!
do you like yr voice?
yes, mostly
what is your dream of the future?
a peaceful world
what's the happiest thing about your life?
being happy
how about the saddest thing?
-
what part of yourself do you like best?
my truest self
what part of yourself don't you like?
the demons
what part of your personality do you like best?
my silliness
what part of your personality don't you like?
the controlling part
what is your bad habit?
smoking
when was your first love?
16
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
older
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
oh, perfect cause it's me
what do you expect from him or her?
only great things
what did you dream last night?
i don't remember dreams last night, I called in my polar bear
do you believe in dreams?
Absolutely
do you believe in jinxes?
no
do you believe in magic?
Yes.
do you believe in god?
i believe in something
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Pizzicato Star # 20 is...John Myers (a.k.a. "The Juice")
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
John Myers
what's your birthday?
January 10, 1982
what's yr sign?
Capricorn
your blood type?
O positive
what type of men do you like?
Vulnerable men
what's your favorite food?
Sushi
what food don't you like?
CrËme and anything spelled in a way I don’t like
what's your favorite fashion?
Starlight, Rainbow Brite’s horse
what fashion don't you like?
Too much silver around the knees
what's your hobby?
Fishing
what were you doing last sunday?
Tasting
when did you wake up this morning.
8:40 am and 9:43 am (This is no longer true)
who's your favorite designer?
Mei-Mei
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
I hate gum
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Mac
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Gross
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I wish I were born bald but I wasn’t
are you a good cook?
Yes
what food do you cook best?
Breakfasts
what do you wear when you sleep?
winter and summer
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Bread with butter and plum jam
Can I say ume here? I’m going to.
what's your favorite word?
Asterisks
what word don't you like?
Sheepish
what's your favorite flower?
Marigold
favorite color?
Flowerface
what's your favorite season?
March (This is no longer true)
where do you most want to go?
Now
what's your job?
Professional
do you like your songs?
They’re still being written
do you like your voice?
Love is accurate
what is your dream of the future?
Turrets, pens, tea
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Barn doors, when words.
what part of yourself do you like best?
I like my face in the rain.
what is your bad habit?
Toxicity.
when was your first love?
In the future
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He will be wonderful. Intelligent, fun, kind, striking, and guttural.
what did you dream last night?
Cut nails, dragons, marching band, stag.
do you believe in dreams?
I believe they exist. I want to learn how to lucid dream.
do you believe in magic.
Interesting that this is a statement. How did you know I believed in magic?
do you believe in god?
I believe in beauty. And occasionally in others.
what's your name?
John Myers
what's your birthday?
January 10, 1982
what's yr sign?
Capricorn
your blood type?
O positive
what type of men do you like?
Vulnerable men
what's your favorite food?
Sushi
what food don't you like?
CrËme and anything spelled in a way I don’t like
what's your favorite fashion?
Starlight, Rainbow Brite’s horse
what fashion don't you like?
Too much silver around the knees
what's your hobby?
Fishing
what were you doing last sunday?
Tasting
when did you wake up this morning.
8:40 am and 9:43 am (This is no longer true)
who's your favorite designer?
Mei-Mei
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
I hate gum
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Mac
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Gross
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I wish I were born bald but I wasn’t
are you a good cook?
Yes
what food do you cook best?
Breakfasts
what do you wear when you sleep?
winter and summer
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Bread with butter and plum jam
Can I say ume here? I’m going to.
what's your favorite word?
Asterisks
what word don't you like?
Sheepish
what's your favorite flower?
Marigold
favorite color?
Flowerface
what's your favorite season?
March (This is no longer true)
where do you most want to go?
Now
what's your job?
Professional
do you like your songs?
They’re still being written
do you like your voice?
Love is accurate
what is your dream of the future?
Turrets, pens, tea
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Barn doors, when words.
what part of yourself do you like best?
I like my face in the rain.
what is your bad habit?
Toxicity.
when was your first love?
In the future
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
He will be wonderful. Intelligent, fun, kind, striking, and guttural.
what did you dream last night?
Cut nails, dragons, marching band, stag.
do you believe in dreams?
I believe they exist. I want to learn how to lucid dream.
do you believe in magic.
Interesting that this is a statement. How did you know I believed in magic?
do you believe in god?
I believe in beauty. And occasionally in others.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Pizzicato Star #19 is...Juliet Cook!
what's your name?
Juliet Cook
what's your birthday?
October 17th, 1972
what's yr sign?
Libra, which doesn’t seem right because Librans are supposed to be well-balanced and diplomatic, whereas I am more like an inappropriate pendulum than a scale.
your blood type?
I don’t know. I don’t give blood if I can help it. It’s not so much the blood or needles that make me cringe; it’s the siphoning sensation.
what type of men/women do you like?
Those who are poets, artists, artisans, creative thinkers, or good storytellers. I like smart and articulate with a variegated vocabulary. I like unconventional, quirky, and eclectic. I like an offbeat sense of humor that can veer between insightful and absurd, whip-smart and wildly goofy. I like those who are passionate, even driven, but not overly serious or politically correct. A good mix of the crude and the sensitive appeals to me. I like a multi-faceted party platter with a heaping helping of emotional complexity. I like a DIY spirit and a certain level of tolerance for angst, insecurity, and neuroticism.
what type don't you like?
Those who are part of the Quiverful movement. Those who are frequently bored, often lazy, and largely unmotivated. Those who are overly conservative, overly corporate, overly invested in the status associated with money and material goods. Those who are humorless. Those who sound like they’re making a sales pitch when they converse or who otherwise traffic heavily in schmoozing, rhetoric, clichés, aphorisms, or self-help quips. Those who have no interest in art or creativity. Those who are not free thinkers. Those who are overly bound by conventions, standards parameters, false sense of propriety, or the need to keep up appearances. Those who are two-faced, lying, deceiving, duplicitous, manipulative, or game-playing. Those who are furtive about their porn consumption. Those who subscribe to the commodity model that the most valuable trait a woman has to offer is her looks and the most valuable trait a man has to offer is his money.
who are your current lovers?
Poems, myna birds, spider veins, poetic people.
what's your favorite food?
In theory, I like fancy petite dessert products. In practice, I like savory dishes including dumpling-like entities, pierogie, seafood and sushi, and chicken pot pies.
what food don't you like?
I’m not a big fan of condiments.
what's your favorite fashion?
Colorful knee socks ad thigh high socks. Vintage waitress dresses.
what fashion don't you like?
College sweatshirts. Sports jerseys. Gold chains.
what's yr hobby?
I don’t really have a hobby. My mom thinks my poetry is a hobby, but I don’t see it that way. The word hobby sounds so casual and I don’t so much like the casual. I like the intense.
what were you doing last sunday?
Editing somebody else’s vampire fiction.
when did you wake up this morning.
9:00 A.M.ish
who's your favorite designer?
I don’t really have one. I like to buy socks from Asian teens on ebay; does that count?
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Don’t have one. Oh no, am I not a real woman? I mostly like edible-smelling lip balms.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Don’t have one. I don’t use much foundation. I like skin care products from LUSH.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Ginger-scented.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I’m fine with the auburn hair color I have, although lately it seems to be turning darker of its own accord.
are you a good cook?
No, I don’t take the time to practice.
what food do you cook best?
Stir-fry dishes.
what do you wear when you sleep?
This time of the year either pajamas or leopard print lounge pants and a stupid t-shirt.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Nothing, but I’m still drinking coffee and might partake of a small slice of carrot cake soon.
what's your favorite word?
I have many favorite words. Right now, I am kind of into the word ‘milking machine’.
what word don't you like?
Quiverful.
what's your favorite flower?
I have many favorites. One of them is Stargazer Lilies.
favorite color?
Hot pink.
what's your favorite season?
Autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
Somewhere warm.
what's your job?
Currently unemployed, but working on freelance writing/editing and publishing Blood Pudding Press and starting a new online publication called Thirteen Myna Birds.
do you like your work?
I adore my poetic pursuits, but do not like the whole bill paying job game.
do you like your songs?
Yes.
do you like yr voice?
Yes, I sound like a hybrid of phone sex operator and manic parrot.
what is your dream of the future?
To acquire a job that pays the bills, but that is also creative and makes me feel good about myself.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Poetic pursuits and my weird little family.
how about the saddest thing?
Persistent self-esteem issues.
what part of yourself do you like best?
The creative part of my brain.
what part of yourself don't you like?
The self-saboteur part of my brain.
what part of your personality do you like best?
My vivaciousness.
what part of your personality don't you like?
My recurrent negativity.
what is your bad habit?
Poor impulse control.
when was your first love?
If we’re talking serious love, probably when I was 19.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
Dysfunctional.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Bananas Foster, who is a delightful combination platter of all the traits I said I liked above and more, plus he’s tall and has luxurious dark hair and is a great interpretive dancer.
what do you expect from him or her?
Love, affection, amusement, fun, and delightfully absurd stories.
what did you dream last night?
I don’t clearly remember, but I think I might have had some sort of realistic poetry publishing oriented dream.
do you believe in dreams?
Yes.
do you believe in jinxes?
Yes.
do you believe in magic?
Yes.
do you believe in god?
No, or at least not some Judeo-Christian, organized religion version. I don’t call it god, but I think of both subconscious power and the creative force as being sort of god-like.
Juliet Cook
what's your birthday?
October 17th, 1972
what's yr sign?
Libra, which doesn’t seem right because Librans are supposed to be well-balanced and diplomatic, whereas I am more like an inappropriate pendulum than a scale.
your blood type?
I don’t know. I don’t give blood if I can help it. It’s not so much the blood or needles that make me cringe; it’s the siphoning sensation.
what type of men/women do you like?
Those who are poets, artists, artisans, creative thinkers, or good storytellers. I like smart and articulate with a variegated vocabulary. I like unconventional, quirky, and eclectic. I like an offbeat sense of humor that can veer between insightful and absurd, whip-smart and wildly goofy. I like those who are passionate, even driven, but not overly serious or politically correct. A good mix of the crude and the sensitive appeals to me. I like a multi-faceted party platter with a heaping helping of emotional complexity. I like a DIY spirit and a certain level of tolerance for angst, insecurity, and neuroticism.
what type don't you like?
Those who are part of the Quiverful movement. Those who are frequently bored, often lazy, and largely unmotivated. Those who are overly conservative, overly corporate, overly invested in the status associated with money and material goods. Those who are humorless. Those who sound like they’re making a sales pitch when they converse or who otherwise traffic heavily in schmoozing, rhetoric, clichés, aphorisms, or self-help quips. Those who have no interest in art or creativity. Those who are not free thinkers. Those who are overly bound by conventions, standards parameters, false sense of propriety, or the need to keep up appearances. Those who are two-faced, lying, deceiving, duplicitous, manipulative, or game-playing. Those who are furtive about their porn consumption. Those who subscribe to the commodity model that the most valuable trait a woman has to offer is her looks and the most valuable trait a man has to offer is his money.
who are your current lovers?
Poems, myna birds, spider veins, poetic people.
what's your favorite food?
In theory, I like fancy petite dessert products. In practice, I like savory dishes including dumpling-like entities, pierogie, seafood and sushi, and chicken pot pies.
what food don't you like?
I’m not a big fan of condiments.
what's your favorite fashion?
Colorful knee socks ad thigh high socks. Vintage waitress dresses.
what fashion don't you like?
College sweatshirts. Sports jerseys. Gold chains.
what's yr hobby?
I don’t really have a hobby. My mom thinks my poetry is a hobby, but I don’t see it that way. The word hobby sounds so casual and I don’t so much like the casual. I like the intense.
what were you doing last sunday?
Editing somebody else’s vampire fiction.
when did you wake up this morning.
9:00 A.M.ish
who's your favorite designer?
I don’t really have one. I like to buy socks from Asian teens on ebay; does that count?
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Don’t have one. Oh no, am I not a real woman? I mostly like edible-smelling lip balms.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
Don’t have one. I don’t use much foundation. I like skin care products from LUSH.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
Ginger-scented.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
I’m fine with the auburn hair color I have, although lately it seems to be turning darker of its own accord.
are you a good cook?
No, I don’t take the time to practice.
what food do you cook best?
Stir-fry dishes.
what do you wear when you sleep?
This time of the year either pajamas or leopard print lounge pants and a stupid t-shirt.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
Nothing, but I’m still drinking coffee and might partake of a small slice of carrot cake soon.
what's your favorite word?
I have many favorite words. Right now, I am kind of into the word ‘milking machine’.
what word don't you like?
Quiverful.
what's your favorite flower?
I have many favorites. One of them is Stargazer Lilies.
favorite color?
Hot pink.
what's your favorite season?
Autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
Somewhere warm.
what's your job?
Currently unemployed, but working on freelance writing/editing and publishing Blood Pudding Press and starting a new online publication called Thirteen Myna Birds.
do you like your work?
I adore my poetic pursuits, but do not like the whole bill paying job game.
do you like your songs?
Yes.
do you like yr voice?
Yes, I sound like a hybrid of phone sex operator and manic parrot.
what is your dream of the future?
To acquire a job that pays the bills, but that is also creative and makes me feel good about myself.
what's the happiest thing about your life?
Poetic pursuits and my weird little family.
how about the saddest thing?
Persistent self-esteem issues.
what part of yourself do you like best?
The creative part of my brain.
what part of yourself don't you like?
The self-saboteur part of my brain.
what part of your personality do you like best?
My vivaciousness.
what part of your personality don't you like?
My recurrent negativity.
what is your bad habit?
Poor impulse control.
when was your first love?
If we’re talking serious love, probably when I was 19.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
Dysfunctional.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
Bananas Foster, who is a delightful combination platter of all the traits I said I liked above and more, plus he’s tall and has luxurious dark hair and is a great interpretive dancer.
what do you expect from him or her?
Love, affection, amusement, fun, and delightfully absurd stories.
what did you dream last night?
I don’t clearly remember, but I think I might have had some sort of realistic poetry publishing oriented dream.
do you believe in dreams?
Yes.
do you believe in jinxes?
Yes.
do you believe in magic?
Yes.
do you believe in god?
No, or at least not some Judeo-Christian, organized religion version. I don’t call it god, but I think of both subconscious power and the creative force as being sort of god-like.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Pizzicato Star #18 is...Che Elias...(Reluctantly)....
what's your name?
i date
what's your birthday?
date
what's yr sign?
date rising
your blood type?
type date negatuive
what type of men/women do you like?
-furry young men
what type don't you like?
trans
who are your current lovers?
lynda cleary
and bill cleary
what's your favorite food?
hot dogs
what food don't you like?
any thing organic
what's your favorite fashion?
loony toons shirts as pants pulled down on kids in high tops
what fashion don't you like?
anything designer
what's yr hobby?
dating
what were you doing last sunday?
being sexual
when did you wake up this morning.
2PM
who's your favorite designer?
john allen gible
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
chapstick
foundation/guys: skin care product?
sex
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
for men cum on men
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
blonde
are you a good cook?
no
what food do you cook best?
sperm
what do you wear when you sleep?
my naked ass
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
my pipes are frozen
what's your favorite word?
sex
what word don't you like?
mom
what's your favorite flower?
rose
favorite color?
black
what's your favorite season?
fall
where do you most want to go now?
pittsburgh
what's your job?
unemployed
do you like your work?
no
do you like your songs?
yes
do you like yr voice?
yes
what is your dream of the future?
to mate
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my date
how about the saddest thing?
kristin mamula and john allen
what part of yourself do you like best?
my foreskin
what part of yourself don't you like?
my foreskin lint
what part of your personality do you like best?
the woman in me that makes me want to play these games
what part of your personality don't you like?
the sexual one
what is your bad habit?
constipation
when was your first love?
preschool
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a white trash
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
A woman
what do you expect from him or her?
Love and dirt
what did you dream last night?
about sex
do you believe in dreams?
no
do you believe in jinxes?
no
do you believe in magic?
no
do you believe in god?
no
i date
what's your birthday?
date
what's yr sign?
date rising
your blood type?
type date negatuive
what type of men/women do you like?
-furry young men
what type don't you like?
trans
who are your current lovers?
lynda cleary
and bill cleary
what's your favorite food?
hot dogs
what food don't you like?
any thing organic
what's your favorite fashion?
loony toons shirts as pants pulled down on kids in high tops
what fashion don't you like?
anything designer
what's yr hobby?
dating
what were you doing last sunday?
being sexual
when did you wake up this morning.
2PM
who's your favorite designer?
john allen gible
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
chapstick
foundation/guys: skin care product?
sex
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
for men cum on men
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
blonde
are you a good cook?
no
what food do you cook best?
sperm
what do you wear when you sleep?
my naked ass
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
my pipes are frozen
what's your favorite word?
sex
what word don't you like?
mom
what's your favorite flower?
rose
favorite color?
black
what's your favorite season?
fall
where do you most want to go now?
pittsburgh
what's your job?
unemployed
do you like your work?
no
do you like your songs?
yes
do you like yr voice?
yes
what is your dream of the future?
to mate
what's the happiest thing about your life?
my date
how about the saddest thing?
kristin mamula and john allen
what part of yourself do you like best?
my foreskin
what part of yourself don't you like?
my foreskin lint
what part of your personality do you like best?
the woman in me that makes me want to play these games
what part of your personality don't you like?
the sexual one
what is your bad habit?
constipation
when was your first love?
preschool
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a white trash
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
A woman
what do you expect from him or her?
Love and dirt
what did you dream last night?
about sex
do you believe in dreams?
no
do you believe in jinxes?
no
do you believe in magic?
no
do you believe in god?
no
Pizzicato Star #17 is....Dana Killmeyer!
THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE
what's your name?
Dana Killmeyer
what's your birthday?
May 1, 1978
what's yr sign?
Taurus
your blood type?
I hope I never need to know
what type of men/women do you like?
the kind that like to pretend to have asperger's and/or the kind that don't mind playing househusband and/or the kind that can tolerate my rudeness. But he definitely must like cats and understand my sleep patterns are erratic and unpredictable.
what type don't you like?
Needy, creepy, lazy, beefy.
who are your current lovers?
Isn't it obvious? The El Train - Che Elias
what's your favorite food?
Sour kraut. Yum for me! All for me!
what food don't you like?
Pizza, french fries and chocolate. Eww. Who eats that shit?
what's your favorite fashion?
TIGHT
what fashion don't you like?
Too TIGHT
what's yr hobby?
yoga biking writing reading cooking cleaning film (If there's a question here about what my typical day is like, it would be the same answer. Copy/paste).
what were you doing last sunday?
Sat on my hands.
when did you wake up this morning.
noon est.
who's your favorite designer?
n/a
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Che's lips (sweet or disgusting?)
foundation/guys: skin care product?
the one my apartment's built on
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
sweat
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
brown
are you a good cook?
well, if I must say so myself...
what food do you cook best?
oyster and crimini mushroom melt with sour kraut!
what do you wear when you sleep?
more than I should
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
med platter
what's your favorite word?
NO (according to Che)
what word don't you like?
anything repeated more than once consecutively by Che Elias, especially with regard to paying bills or seeing a movie.
what's your favorite flower?
Dahlia
favorite color?
green
what's your favorite season?
Fall
where do you most want to go now?
New Zealand
what's your job?
staying sane (I work for the University)
do you like your work?
yeah, I like it, but I don't like-like it.
do you like your songs?
yeah. I can't hold a tune but I can chant my vowels in interesting ways and that amuses me.
do you like yr voice?
in a literary way
what is your dream of the future?
to solve the mystery that is my existence
what's the happiest thing about your life?
making the bills on time. A close second would be writing and Che.
how about the saddest thing?
Kristin Mamula
what part of yourself do you like best?
my collarbone
what part of yourself don't you like?
my toenails
what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm resourceful and dependable
what part of your personality don't you like?
when I revert to infancy when those close to me try my patience
what is your bad habit?
tearing my pants when I'm moving furniture, especially sofas and futons. Cause they're TIGHT.
when was your first love?
let's not go there, m'kay.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a lost soul
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
a lost soul
what do you expect from him or her?
put up with my abuse and still date me in the morning
what did you dream last night?
that was a long time ago
do you believe in dreams?
yes. dreams do exist.
do you believe in jinxes?
yes. I have a brother and a sister.
do you believe in magic?
yes. how else would I explain knowing W.B. Keckler.
do you believe in god?
if I say yes, will I go to heaven? I believe in divine energy. Groove is in the heaaaaart. Aaaaaah.
what's your name?
Dana Killmeyer
what's your birthday?
May 1, 1978
what's yr sign?
Taurus
your blood type?
I hope I never need to know
what type of men/women do you like?
the kind that like to pretend to have asperger's and/or the kind that don't mind playing househusband and/or the kind that can tolerate my rudeness. But he definitely must like cats and understand my sleep patterns are erratic and unpredictable.
what type don't you like?
Needy, creepy, lazy, beefy.
who are your current lovers?
Isn't it obvious? The El Train - Che Elias
what's your favorite food?
Sour kraut. Yum for me! All for me!
what food don't you like?
Pizza, french fries and chocolate. Eww. Who eats that shit?
what's your favorite fashion?
TIGHT
what fashion don't you like?
Too TIGHT
what's yr hobby?
yoga biking writing reading cooking cleaning film (If there's a question here about what my typical day is like, it would be the same answer. Copy/paste).
what were you doing last sunday?
Sat on my hands.
when did you wake up this morning.
noon est.
who's your favorite designer?
n/a
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Che's lips (sweet or disgusting?)
foundation/guys: skin care product?
the one my apartment's built on
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
sweat
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
brown
are you a good cook?
well, if I must say so myself...
what food do you cook best?
oyster and crimini mushroom melt with sour kraut!
what do you wear when you sleep?
more than I should
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
med platter
what's your favorite word?
NO (according to Che)
what word don't you like?
anything repeated more than once consecutively by Che Elias, especially with regard to paying bills or seeing a movie.
what's your favorite flower?
Dahlia
favorite color?
green
what's your favorite season?
Fall
where do you most want to go now?
New Zealand
what's your job?
staying sane (I work for the University)
do you like your work?
yeah, I like it, but I don't like-like it.
do you like your songs?
yeah. I can't hold a tune but I can chant my vowels in interesting ways and that amuses me.
do you like yr voice?
in a literary way
what is your dream of the future?
to solve the mystery that is my existence
what's the happiest thing about your life?
making the bills on time. A close second would be writing and Che.
how about the saddest thing?
Kristin Mamula
what part of yourself do you like best?
my collarbone
what part of yourself don't you like?
my toenails
what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm resourceful and dependable
what part of your personality don't you like?
when I revert to infancy when those close to me try my patience
what is your bad habit?
tearing my pants when I'm moving furniture, especially sofas and futons. Cause they're TIGHT.
when was your first love?
let's not go there, m'kay.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a lost soul
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
a lost soul
what do you expect from him or her?
put up with my abuse and still date me in the morning
what did you dream last night?
that was a long time ago
do you believe in dreams?
yes. dreams do exist.
do you believe in jinxes?
yes. I have a brother and a sister.
do you believe in magic?
yes. how else would I explain knowing W.B. Keckler.
do you believe in god?
if I say yes, will I go to heaven? I believe in divine energy. Groove is in the heaaaaart. Aaaaaah.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Pizzicato Star #16 is...Tadpole316 (a.k.a. Matt)
what's your name? tadpole, but I use Matt off-line because they make me...
what's your birthday? May 23
what's yr sign? Gemini
your blood type? Red
what type of men/women do you like? sweet, insightful, beautiful (but unaware of it)
what type don't you like? balding, cigar smoking types that like to go to horse races and are usually nicknamed "Lou" (applies to both genders)
who are your current lovers? Staci, my wife.
what's your favorite food? Pizza
what food don't you like? Cabbage based
what's your favorite fashion? Sensible boots, understated clothing in the bruise color spectrum - going for the "no longer hip old guy still trying to look goth/industrial/French existentialist" look.
what fashion don't you like? Khakis, polos, anything too bright or busy.
what's yr hobby? Reading, Goodreads, procrastinating on writing ideas
what were you doing last sunday? Went to the library, drank too much coffee.
when did you wake up this morning. 6:15AM
who's your favorite designer? Uhh...Andy Warhol (the banana album)???
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy? Any kind of minty gum
foundation/guys: skin care product? Barbasol
what's your favorite perfume/cologne? Drakkar (probably no longer cool, but hey, it makes my wife smile mischieviously...)
what color hair do you wish you were born with? Glad that I was born bald, because babies with lots of hair are kind of freaky.
are you a good cook? On an electric stove, but gas stoves sort of befuddle me.
what food do you cook best? Spaghetti.
what do you wear when you sleep? Boxers and my snore-face.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning? Granola bar and iced coffee.
what's your favorite word? shenanigans
what word don't you like? synergy
what's your favorite flower? Not sure, but bonsai trees are really neat.
favorite color? Black
what's your favorite season? Fall
where do you most want to go now? Somewhere warmer with lots of used bookstores.
what's your job? Low level IT functionary
do you like your work? Meh...but he who controls the firewall gets to dawdle on goodreads on company time...
do you like your songs? Yes
do you like yr voice? It works when i'm in the car alone, but if i'm ever wealthy I will probably hire Martha Wash to do my voice-overs.
what is your dream of the future? We will be ruled by damned, dirty apes
what's the happiest thing about your life? trifecta of Staci/Literature/Music
how about the saddest thing? All of the moments that I hesitated...
what part of yourself do you like best? My arms since I started lifting weights again.
what part of yourself don't you like? The fact that I tend to look like a chuckling yokel or prostate exam recipient in most photos.
what part of your personality do you like best? My mind and the odd connections it sometimes makes
what part of your personality don't you like? Social awkwardness
what is your bad habit? Beer, nicotine
when was your first love? 16
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he? Bossy as hell, but oddly sex pot-ish
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover? Sweet, insightful, beautiful (but unaware of it...)
what do you expect from him or her? Ah...i'm pretty easy
what did you dream last night? Don't remember. But earlier this evening I nodded off and had a dream that several folks from my social circle past and present were in a seizure-inducing 80's style bar. A guy runs up to us with a big thing of cotton candy on a stick and holds a lighter to it and it explodes all over us. I woke up laughing. This is the truth.
do you believe in dreams? Only the erotic ones that don't involve old grade school teachers.
do you believe in jinxes? No, unless shaking your fist and cursing at other drivers is considered a jinx nowadays.
do you believe in magic. No, but now that damned song is in my head...
do you believe in god? I don't think so...it's Cthulu that i'm worried about.
what's your birthday? May 23
what's yr sign? Gemini
your blood type? Red
what type of men/women do you like? sweet, insightful, beautiful (but unaware of it)
what type don't you like? balding, cigar smoking types that like to go to horse races and are usually nicknamed "Lou" (applies to both genders)
who are your current lovers? Staci, my wife.
what's your favorite food? Pizza
what food don't you like? Cabbage based
what's your favorite fashion? Sensible boots, understated clothing in the bruise color spectrum - going for the "no longer hip old guy still trying to look goth/industrial/French existentialist" look.
what fashion don't you like? Khakis, polos, anything too bright or busy.
what's yr hobby? Reading, Goodreads, procrastinating on writing ideas
what were you doing last sunday? Went to the library, drank too much coffee.
when did you wake up this morning. 6:15AM
who's your favorite designer? Uhh...Andy Warhol (the banana album)???
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy? Any kind of minty gum
foundation/guys: skin care product? Barbasol
what's your favorite perfume/cologne? Drakkar (probably no longer cool, but hey, it makes my wife smile mischieviously...)
what color hair do you wish you were born with? Glad that I was born bald, because babies with lots of hair are kind of freaky.
are you a good cook? On an electric stove, but gas stoves sort of befuddle me.
what food do you cook best? Spaghetti.
what do you wear when you sleep? Boxers and my snore-face.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning? Granola bar and iced coffee.
what's your favorite word? shenanigans
what word don't you like? synergy
what's your favorite flower? Not sure, but bonsai trees are really neat.
favorite color? Black
what's your favorite season? Fall
where do you most want to go now? Somewhere warmer with lots of used bookstores.
what's your job? Low level IT functionary
do you like your work? Meh...but he who controls the firewall gets to dawdle on goodreads on company time...
do you like your songs? Yes
do you like yr voice? It works when i'm in the car alone, but if i'm ever wealthy I will probably hire Martha Wash to do my voice-overs.
what is your dream of the future? We will be ruled by damned, dirty apes
what's the happiest thing about your life? trifecta of Staci/Literature/Music
how about the saddest thing? All of the moments that I hesitated...
what part of yourself do you like best? My arms since I started lifting weights again.
what part of yourself don't you like? The fact that I tend to look like a chuckling yokel or prostate exam recipient in most photos.
what part of your personality do you like best? My mind and the odd connections it sometimes makes
what part of your personality don't you like? Social awkwardness
what is your bad habit? Beer, nicotine
when was your first love? 16
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he? Bossy as hell, but oddly sex pot-ish
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover? Sweet, insightful, beautiful (but unaware of it...)
what do you expect from him or her? Ah...i'm pretty easy
what did you dream last night? Don't remember. But earlier this evening I nodded off and had a dream that several folks from my social circle past and present were in a seizure-inducing 80's style bar. A guy runs up to us with a big thing of cotton candy on a stick and holds a lighter to it and it explodes all over us. I woke up laughing. This is the truth.
do you believe in dreams? Only the erotic ones that don't involve old grade school teachers.
do you believe in jinxes? No, unless shaking your fist and cursing at other drivers is considered a jinx nowadays.
do you believe in magic. No, but now that damned song is in my head...
do you believe in god? I don't think so...it's Cthulu that i'm worried about.
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