Showing posts with label Dana Killmeyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dana Killmeyer. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

Pizzicato Star #18 is...Che Elias...(Reluctantly)....

what's your name?
i date

what's your birthday?
date

what's yr sign?
date rising

your blood type?
type date negatuive

what type of men/women do you like?
-furry young men

what type don't you like?
trans

who are your current lovers?
lynda cleary
and bill cleary

what's your favorite food?
hot dogs

what food don't you like?
any thing organic

what's your favorite fashion?
loony toons shirts as pants pulled down on kids in high tops

what fashion don't you like?
anything designer

what's yr hobby?
dating

what were you doing last sunday?
being sexual

when did you wake up this morning.
2PM

who's your favorite designer?
john allen gible

favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
chapstick

foundation/guys: skin care product?
sex

what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
for men cum on men

what color hair do you wish you were born with?
blonde

are you a good cook?
no

what food do you cook best?
sperm

what do you wear when you sleep?
my naked ass

what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
my pipes are frozen

what's your favorite word?
sex

what word don't you like?
mom

what's your favorite flower?
rose

favorite color?
black

what's your favorite season?
fall

where do you most want to go now?
pittsburgh

what's your job?
unemployed

do you like your work?
no

do you like your songs?
yes

do you like yr voice?
yes

what is your dream of the future?
to mate

what's the happiest thing about your life?
my date

how about the saddest thing?

kristin mamula and john allen

what part of yourself do you like best?
my foreskin

what part of yourself don't you like?
my foreskin lint

what part of your personality do you like best?
the woman in me that makes me want to play these games

what part of your personality don't you like?
the sexual one

what is your bad habit?
constipation

when was your first love?
preschool

what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a white trash

what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
A woman

what do you expect from him or her?
Love and dirt

what did you dream last night?
about sex

do you believe in dreams?
no

do you believe in jinxes?
no

do you believe in magic?

no

do you believe in god?

no

Pizzicato Star #17 is....Dana Killmeyer!

THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE

what's your name?
Dana Killmeyer

what's your birthday?
May 1, 1978

what's yr sign?
Taurus

your blood type?
I hope I never need to know

what type of men/women do you like?
the kind that like to pretend to have asperger's and/or the kind that don't mind playing househusband and/or the kind that can tolerate my rudeness. But he definitely must like cats and understand my sleep patterns are erratic and unpredictable.

what type don't you like?
Needy, creepy, lazy, beefy.

who are your current lovers?
Isn't it obvious? The El Train - Che Elias

what's your favorite food?
Sour kraut. Yum for me! All for me!

what food don't you like?
Pizza, french fries and chocolate. Eww. Who eats that shit?

what's your favorite fashion?
TIGHT

what fashion don't you like?
Too TIGHT

what's yr hobby?
yoga biking writing reading cooking cleaning film (If there's a question here about what my typical day is like, it would be the same answer. Copy/paste).

what were you doing last sunday?
Sat on my hands.

when did you wake up this morning.
noon est.

who's your favorite designer?
n/a

favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
Che's lips (sweet or disgusting?)

foundation/guys: skin care product?
the one my apartment's built on

what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
sweat

what color hair do you wish you were born with?
brown

are you a good cook?
well, if I must say so myself...

what food do you cook best?
oyster and crimini mushroom melt with sour kraut!

what do you wear when you sleep?
more than I should

what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
med platter

what's your favorite word?
NO (according to Che)

what word don't you like?
anything repeated more than once consecutively by Che Elias, especially with regard to paying bills or seeing a movie.

what's your favorite flower?
Dahlia

favorite color?
green

what's your favorite season?
Fall

where do you most want to go now?
New Zealand

what's your job?
staying sane (I work for the University)

do you like your work?
yeah, I like it, but I don't like-like it.

do you like your songs?
yeah. I can't hold a tune but I can chant my vowels in interesting ways and that amuses me.

do you like yr voice?
in a literary way

what is your dream of the future?
to solve the mystery that is my existence

what's the happiest thing about your life?
making the bills on time. A close second would be writing and Che.

how about the saddest thing?
Kristin Mamula

what part of yourself do you like best?
my collarbone

what part of yourself don't you like?
my toenails

what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm resourceful and dependable

what part of your personality don't you like?
when I revert to infancy when those close to me try my patience

what is your bad habit?
tearing my pants when I'm moving furniture, especially sofas and futons. Cause they're TIGHT.

when was your first love?
let's not go there, m'kay.

what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
a lost soul

what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
a lost soul

what do you expect from him or her?
put up with my abuse and still date me in the morning

what did you dream last night?
that was a long time ago

do you believe in dreams?
yes. dreams do exist.

do you believe in jinxes?
yes. I have a brother and a sister.

do you believe in magic?
yes. how else would I explain knowing W.B. Keckler.

do you believe in god?
if I say yes, will I go to heaven? I believe in divine energy. Groove is in the heaaaaart. Aaaaaah.