what's your name?
david. kowalski, that is. as in stanley.
what's your birthday?
the feast of all saints
what's yr sign?
no parking. any time. violators will be towed.
your blood type?
strawberry crème.
what type of men/women do you like?
anna karina (1965). & others.
what type don't you like?
non-likers of my type. & others.
who are your current lovers?
imagination. left hand. memory.
what's your favorite food?
sweet taco bread w/potato mortar.
what food don't you like?
mayo. mushrooms. marbles.
what's your favorite fashion?
wool. v-neck. gray. necktie.
what fashion don't you like?
linen. cargo. yellow. shorts.
what's yr hobby?
writing. panic. collage.
what were you doing last sunday?
shelving books. eating an onion.
when did you wake up this morning.
five-thirty. but only halfway.
who's your favorite designer?
anyone but ralph. yes that ralph. the denim jewish edwardian cowboy.
favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
ice, shaved or small cubed.
foundation/guys: skin care product?
water, hot.
what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
gucci rush. gaultier le male. kowalski le funk.
what color hair do you wish you were born with?
< b > noir, bien sur.
are you a good cook?
define good. define cook. define are.
what food do you cook best?
water. cheese slices. my own goose.
what do you wear when you sleep?
my worries, like a burlap shift. dry clean only.
what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
donut. yum but…
what's your favorite word?
macabre.
what word don't you like?
utilize.
what's your favorite flower?
the neighbor’s.
favorite color?
blue, midnight.
what's your favorite season?
autumn.
where do you most want to go now?
to walk far away without saying goodbye and to never come back.
what's your job?
paying someone else’s bills. drone. cog in the machinery. dupe.
do you like your work?
does my work like me?
do you like your songs?
in moderation.
do you like yr voice?
not out loud. but on the inside, yes.
what is your dream of the future?
people riding & living in pure-white pods exlaiming: wheeee!
what's the happiest thing about your life?
escaping it.
how about the saddest thing?
the need for escaping it.
what part of yourself do you like best?
my scrotum. my brain. or both.
what part of yourself don't you like?
the shape & style of my body.
what part of your personality do you like best?
stupid-fun.
what part of your personality don't you like?
angry-heart.
what is your bad habit?
aging.
when was your first love?
still waiting, in a way.
what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
the female me but less evil. poor taste in men.
what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
invisible. imaginary. noncombative. reticent.
what do you expect from him or her?
passing the ketchup. birthday gift. pure unending joy.
what did you dream last night?
something from louis-ferdinand celine. paris slums.
do you believe in dreams?
yes. but not in beliefs.
do you believe in jinxes?
even just asking is a jinx.
do you believe in magic.
if by magic you mean science.
do you believe in god?
if by god you mean oprah
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