Pizzicato Star #10 is....A Canine Who's Quite Fine....Walter the Wonder Mutt

THE PIZZICATO FIVE QUESTIONNAIRE


what's your name?
Warren the Wonder Mutt

what's your birthday?
July of 2001.

what's yr sign?
The Dogs must be on leash signs. I crap on them.

your blood type?
squirrel is good.

what type of men/women do you like?
i love all the bitches.

what type don't you like?
Michael Vick comes to mind. I'd like to chew his balls off.

who are your current lovers?
there's a stray that comes around now and then. I give her my red rocket.

what's your favorite food?
table scraps

what food don't you like?
Alpo. it's for seniors on fixed incomes.

what's your favorite fashion?
collarless

what fashion don't you like?
the poodle cut is awful. AWFUL!

what's yr hobby?
walks, swimming, trying to catch fish, frogs, and those damn squirrels. Rolling in poop. humping a leg every so often.

what were you doing last sunday?
licking my butthole.

when did you wake up this morning.
when the woman took me for a walk.

who's your favorite designer?


favorite lipstick/guys: mouth candy?
i do chew gum!

foundation/guys: skin care product?
frontline to stay bug free for the ladies.

what's your favorite perfume/cologne?
ahh, dung.

what color hair do you wish you were born with?
black.

are you a good cook?
I prefer hunter.

what food do you cook best?
i can empty a trash can with the best of them.

what do you wear when you sleep?
nothin' but a collar.

what did you eat when you woke up this morning?
dog food and the stuff the kid spills on the floor.

what's your favorite word?
treat!!

what word don't you like?
heel. stay. sit.

what's your favorite flower?
all of them I pee on

favorite color?
brown.

what's your favorite season?
spring thru autumn... good for swimming

where do you most want to go now?
the cottage. for a walk. anywhere but to the vet

what's your job?
watchdog supreme

do you like your work?
it's ok.

do you like your songs?
songs?

do you like yr voice?
I have a very intimidating bark.

what is your dream of the future?
to meet the pussycat dolls (terrible name) and eat the crotches out of their undies. (I bet they are really stinky!)

what's the happiest thing about your life?
the cottage. treats.

how about the saddest thing?
neutering

what part of yourself do you like best?
all of it. I am a total package.

what part of yourself don't you like?
My empty nutsack. i miss my testicles.

what part of your personality do you like best?
I'm loyal.

what part of your personality don't you like?
I'm perfection, baby

what is your bad habit?
pooping in the basement

when was your first love?
years ago...

what kind of guy/gal was (s)he?
the bitch across the street... she was a purebred.

what type of guy/gal is yr current lover?
she's in heat.

what do you expect from him or her?
lots of doggystyle.

what did you dream last night?
chasing squirrels.

do you believe in dreams?
sure

do you believe in jinxes?
I believe in biting people if they piss you off.

do you believe in magic?
watch me make a steak disappear!

do you believe in god?
does he believe in me? DO all dogs go to heaven?